Woke up late, missed 3rd reich tour.

Last night went out to “”. Smoked some schitsha and drank some berliner pilsner. Ate fritten bockwurst and a .33cl coke. Saw many prostitutes.

Talked to nigel, got free tour and free pub crawl. Outstanding fellow. Went to mister veoung viet restaurant Place is poppin. Great food. Stopped by the little shops that run along the street. Bizarre trinkets. Yellow sigg bottles are kinda cool. Ran into the craziest cell phone store. It has a bar/coffee shop inside the store. Looks more like a boutique store than anything else. Love berlin. Eclectic. People dress and look like they’re from the 80s. So many people walking their dogs, smoking a cigarette or riding their bikes. Street musicians croon bob dylan. Old men dress in peacoats and chucks.

Humboldt unversitaet- where hegel marx einstein weber all went.

Schilla monument. Choco shop

Pub crawl. Met aussies and canadians. Half chinese half dutch girl julie who has an indian bf. med students both. Wow. Muju got quite drunk. stumbled home and grabbed the last train possible.

pictures will be uploaded in london. flying out at 9am tomorrow.

bockwurst,

jeff

Berlin rolls large. In every aspect. Just as the Italians don’t give a shit on anything. Allow me to elaborate. First, 75% of their taxi’s are Mercedes. Now if that aint rolling large. I don’t know what is. I also got full at dinner since the entrees were so large. I never get full at [...]

i can’t tzpe worth anzthing because the z’s and the y’s are reversed on the german kezboard. but that’s how manlz this citz is. manlier than rome for sure. but the women are definitelz not up to snuff compared to italia.
im going to keep this short. muju and zuchibod are asleep upstairs. im going to [...]

aussies woke me up early today. stayed up late last night watching MJ news, bar belows started playing MJ songs in the wee hours. started with the vatican museum. too many tourists, but incredible galleries. raphael’s room had the school of athens 10 times bigger than i imagined it to be. found plato and aristotle, [...]

That’s Italian for robots in disguise. Or at least it would be if the translation was interesting. However google just translates it to “robots in disguise” which is kind of boring, hence my own translation.
Was goig to write about the great artists and inventors of Italy and the Renaissance today. That is, until I [...]

day two in rome. 8:44am, dead quiet in my room. my seven other roommates are already awake and scurrying about. no concept of personal space. girl is 6 inches from my face, don’t know why. flip over and keep on sleeping. yuchibod wakes me up, we need to wash clothes. on my last shirt 3 [...]

yes, rome. as of now, muju and i have have polished a bottle of wine, two shots, and a pitcher of fosters. yessss, rome is great.
the flight here was terrible. i have never wanted to stab an infant, but i was pretty close today. i didnt think it was possible but the little shit cried [...]

In Rome right now. Finally. I feel almost ashamed in writing this post, as the miracle of flight necessitates that we should be amazed and thankful every time we fly, but Raynaire has earned my wrath as the shittiest airline ever. Let me explain why.
1. They fly out of this obscure airport that has ONE [...]

inspired by al hsieh, aka “the shoes”. this one’s for you man.
flickr]photo:3653060033[/flickrince the dawn of time, mankind has wondered about one thing, and one thing only. the vital, most crucial idea to a man’s psyche; the single cause of a plethora of nadirs and zeniths; the ultimate question in man’s unstoppable quest for knowledge: women. [...]

so, paris day two.
met up with tami, ktfoed from the day before. stopped by for the best crepes of your life. yeah, you’re jealous. i know. got stuffs from the supermarket, mostly cheap wine. nectar of the gods. rolled large, bought olives and cheese, it was delicious. got to the Seine river and camped out.
everywhere [...]